Just Trying to Help

What with the current flap over Rev Jeremiah Wright (and with what I already know about the UCC denomination), I am here to offer my assistance to the United Church of Christ. If they'd like it, I hereby offer them this new slogan, free of charge. I think it accurately reflects their views:

The United - Church - of Christ:
Hey, two out of three ain't bad!

I make the same offer to the Episcopal Church in America - and pray that my beloved Presbyterians don't also need assistance!